tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66629291145127640322011-07-07T18:07:22.960-07:00CanuckPost®http://www.blogger.com/profile/09582717746654051413noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6662929114512764032.post-39892428915006393622009-12-30T18:20:00.000-08:002009-12-30T18:21:00.685-08:00<h3 class="post-title entry-title"> Man: "Haven't we met before?"<br /></h3> <span style="font-size: 130%;"><b>Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."<br /><br />Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?<br />Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."<br /><br />Man: "Is this seat empty?"<br />Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."<br /><br />Man: "Your place or mine?"<br />Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."<br /><br />Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"<br />Woman: "It's in the phone book."<br /><br />Man: "But I don't know your name!!"<br />Woman: "That's in the phone book too.<br /><br />Man: "So what do you do for a living?"<br />Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."<br /><br />Man: "What <a style="background: transparent url(http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x scroll center bottom; cursor: pointer; color: rgb(0, 102, 0); text-decoration: none; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; margin-bottom: -2px; padding-bottom: 2px;" name="AdBriteInlineAd_sign" id="AdBriteInlineAd_sign" target="_top">sign</a> were you born under?"<br />Woman: "No Parking."<br /><br />Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"<br />Woman: "Do not Enter"<br /><br />Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"<br />Woman: "Unfertilized !"<br /><br />Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"<br />Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"<br /><br />Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every s✩xual fantasy."<br />Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"<br /><br />Man: "I know how to please a woman."<br />Woman: "Then please leave me alone."<br /><br />Man: "I want to give myself to you."<br />Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."<br /><br />Man: "I can tell that you want me."<br />Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."<br /><br />Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy"<br />Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."<br /><br />Man: "Your body is like a temple."<br />Woman: "Sorry, there are no <a style="background: transparent url(http://files.adbrite.com/mb/images/green-double-underline-006600.gif) repeat-x scroll center bottom; cursor: pointer; color: rgb(0, 102, 0); text-decoration: none; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous; margin-bottom: -2px; padding-bottom: 2px;" name="AdBriteInlineAd_services" id="AdBriteInlineAd_services" target="_top">services</a> today."<br /><br />Man: "I'd go through anything for you."<br />Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."<br /><br />Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.<br />Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"</b></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6662929114512764032-3989242891500639362?l=chitika160.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>CanuckPost®http://www.blogger.com/profile/09582717746654051413noreply@blogger.com